DEFINITION OF A MOMMA'S BOY...

momma's boy
1) A grown male still dependent on his mother.
2) A grown male who allows or desires his mother to control most aspects or decisions of his life for him.

-One who cannot make decisions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.

-One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definitely more then once.

-One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.

-One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.

-One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.


SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY MOMMA'S BOYS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!