YOU MIGHT BE A SWINGER IF....

1. You are wearing wristbands in most of your vacation photos
2. You take your Liberator to dinner parties
3. You have over 100,000 frequent flyer miles on Air Jamaica
4. You giggle at the golf course when someone asks if they can join your foursome
5. You leave the kids at home when you go to the toy store
6. You’ve closed emails with “Bi Bi” instead of “See you later”
7. The movie “Swingers” was a huge disappointment to you
8. On Monday morning, you are glad to get back to work so you can get some rest
9. You spent twice as long on your online profile as your resume
10. The employees fight to take your order at the One Hour Photo