15 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A BASIC SNOB.....

1. You’ve ever paid to be in VIP 
2. You’re broke, yet constantly talk about your “brand” 
3. You’ll suck a dick with a cross around your neck, but won’t curse with your sorority letters on 
4. You think having two jobs is better than having one 
5. You act saditty on boat rides, like you’re on the Titanic 
6. You’ll put your entire day on hold to see the BET Awards, then act like it’s beneath you while you’re watching it 
7. You have $10,000 in credit card debt, yet you’re constantly telling “broke bitches” to step their game up 
8. You brag about doing normal adult shit, like paying your bills and going to work 
9. You wear Stacy Adams suits, yet you’re lecturing dudes with sagging pants about how “ridiculous” they look 
10. You size up your friends’ pastors 
11. It’s okay if your 15 year-old son smokes weed on the patio, as long as he doesn’t “disrespect your house” by bringing it inside 
12. You regularly feel the need to tell people that you don’t say “swag” anymore 
13. You talk about Barack and Michelle Obama on a first-name basis, like they know you 
14. You “can’t stand ignorant people,” yet you only own two books – which are most likely written by Zane, Superhead or Steve Harvey 
15. You brag about eating baked chicken

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